So, there's this big, loud dummy that might be a hero sometimes. His name is Deadpool. We got in a fight and my dinosaur ate him. And even after these people pulled him out in one semi-digested piece, he's being a big baby about it.

[And maybe she's worried he'll show up while she's at school to torment her because her identity isn't secret either. But she's nine and has an imagination despite being the literal smartest person alive. It's a problem. About as much of a problem as her dinosaur who just...slowly wanders off. He's good.]

And the people who pulled him out are really bad guys, and they keep trying to grab me to make me do things for them. They really aren't listening to any of the messages I try sending them. So I really need to start being tough!